Alistair voice porn.
This actually made my toes tingle.
Waist up commissions available - a picture like this one (no complex armour, clothing, whatever) is 35 dollars. Colour would be 45 dollars
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A pic of Alistair just being sexy. Hope you guys like it :p I’ve been having quite a lot of fun using Alistair as my main victim for my sample pics for commissions. LOL. Enjoy and thank you all for likes and reblogs
I just DID commission dfalcao for my awesome icons, but every Alistair she posts makes it harder not to do it again.
COMMISSIONS OPEN! 13 dollars for a portrait like this. Send me a message if interested. Thank you to all who reblog!! :)
Another commission for Nolacousland this time of Alistair! No more grumpy Alistairs :D Wanted him with a smirk and doing something weird with his eyebrows. THERE DONE! :D I’m really happy with the result and having the funs with this batch of commissions! :)
A really different take on Alistair.
When I complained recently that I can’t write smut worth a shit, this is what I’m referring to. Moderately intense m!dom Duncan/Cousland/Alistair, with a clever payoff. (When I say “moderately intense” I’m assuming you’re already kinky - DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK if the dazzling array of tags are likely to bother you.)
If you’ve played Dragon Age: Origins and Borderlands 2 then you know the guys I’m talking about. Now take a second. Think about these two guys. They are so fucking alike it’s scary.
Axton was in the military. Alister was a Templar, the equivalent of the modern day military.
Axton and Alister have essentially the same hair cut even.
Same wise ass attitude to everything.
The world could be ending and their just like “Dude. I’m fucking hilarious.”
They have the same personality. In everything.
Has anyone else ever noticed this?
Oh hell yeah. Although as soon as I got the Roguish Renegade head I’ve kept it and now he looks like Garrett Hawke in DA2.
Nice to see Alistair knows his place.
Damn right you do.
I don’t know if Isabela/Alistair is canon but F*KING AWESOME
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Oh by all that is holy. Aimo. Stahp.
(No wait. Don’t.)
I actually like* this much better than your peen
*by like I mean “woah, this is what they mean by ladyboner“
I’m really curious at why all these fanartists draw Alistair so damn skinny
he’s a warrior
he swings a longsword and carries a huge shield
and he walks everywhere
BOY’S GOT MUSCLES OK
I have a casting for him:
Seriously he even has the silly hair. LOOK I CAN COMBINE MY FANDOMS STOP JUDGING ME.
I AM OYD AND I APPROVE OF THIS.
I have been banging this drum for some time now. :) It just works so, so well. Especially since Steve Rogers and Alistair are practically the same person in different universes.
I also endorse this casting, but only if overdubbed by Steve Valentine.
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