Alistair voice porn.
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Alistair voice porn.
This actually made my toes tingle.
Waist up commissions available - a picture like this one (no complex armour, clothing, whatever) is 35 dollars. Colour would be 45 dollars
If you’re interested let me know, either by noting me or sending an email to psamophis.art@gmail.com.
A pic of Alistair just being sexy. Hope you guys like it :p I’ve been having quite a lot of fun using Alistair as my main victim for my sample pics for commissions. LOL. Enjoy and thank you all for likes and reblogs
I just DID commission dfalcao for my awesome icons, but every Alistair she posts makes it harder not to do it again.
COMMISSIONS OPEN! 13 dollars for a portrait like this. Send me a message if interested. Thank you to all who reblog!! :)
Another commission for Nolacousland this time of Alistair! No more grumpy Alistairs :D Wanted him with a smirk and doing something weird with his eyebrows. THERE DONE! :D I’m really happy with the result and having the funs with this batch of commissions! :)
A really different take on Alistair.
(via genginger)
When I complained recently that I can’t write smut worth a shit, this is what I’m referring to. Moderately intense m!dom Duncan/Cousland/Alistair, with a clever payoff. (When I say “moderately intense” I’m assuming you’re already kinky - DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK if the dazzling array of tags are likely to bother you.)
If you’ve played Dragon Age: Origins and Borderlands 2 then you know the guys I’m talking about. Now take a second. Think about these two guys. They are so fucking alike it’s scary.
Axton was in the military. Alister was a Templar, the equivalent of the modern day military.
Axton and Alister have essentially the same hair cut even.
Same wise ass attitude to everything.
The world could be ending and their just like “Dude. I’m fucking hilarious.”
They have the same personality. In everything.
Has anyone else ever noticed this?
Oh hell yeah. Although as soon as I got the Roguish Renegade head I’ve kept it and now he looks like Garrett Hawke in DA2.
12 Days of Video Game Hotties, Day 4!
Alistair and Isabela from the Dragon Age series!
It was such a huge race for who would be the King and Queen of Dragon Age hotties. Fenris almost beat out Alistair by a vote, it was so close! I’m glad my DA bb got crowned king in the end, he is my favourite adorable bastard. Isabela dominated for how ferociously gorgeous she is! …for Alistair’s sake though, I sincerely hope she’s wearing underwear…
Also, if you like/reblog this post you will be entered to win the original of this sketch as an added Holiday bonus to thank you all for supporting watching me! Yay!
I don’t know if Isabela/Alistair is canon but F*KING AWESOME
Roleplaying Shenanigans: Hapless Nobleman ‘Stair
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Oh by all that is holy. Aimo. Stahp.
(No wait. Don’t.)
I actually like* this much better than your peen
*by like I mean “woah, this is what they mean by ladyboner“
I’m really curious at why all these fanartists draw Alistair so damn skinny
he’s a warrior
he swings a longsword and carries a huge shield
and he walks everywhere
BOY’S GOT MUSCLES OK
I have a casting for him:
Seriously he even has the silly hair. LOOK I CAN COMBINE MY FANDOMS STOP JUDGING ME.
I AM OYD AND I APPROVE OF THIS.
I have been banging this drum for some time now. :) It just works so, so well. Especially since Steve Rogers and Alistair are practically the same person in different universes.
I also endorse this casting, but only if overdubbed by Steve Valentine.
(Source: buttsofjustice)
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