May 24, 2013
Aftermath

dictionarywrites:

Isabela liked the aftermath most of all. She liked the way Fenris got sleepy and mumbly, how his whole body relaxed and all tension left him and he just went limp and sweet on the bed. 

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flllllllllllllllllluffeh

May 23, 2013
fenris homme fatale

pendency:

Why do i do this to myself.

*

Dwarven coffee house.  It is almost midnight.  They are the only human and elf inside in a small crowd.  Aveline leans over the counter to chat with the barista, a young dwarven woman.  Anso steps out from the kitchen, wearing an apron and ready to assume the current barista’s shift.  On sight of Aveline, he double takes, then visibly resigns himself to her conversation.

 

Anso: Not you again.

Aveline: Hello, Anso.  Behaving yourself this time?

Anso: Certainly, guard captain.  Oh, come on, don’t look at me like that.  You can’t blame a dwarf for trying.

Aveline: I certainly can when he’s trying to smuggle lyrium.  Back to the slightly more politic usual coffee bean trade, I see.

Anso: Might not be as lucrative, but it’s nearly as addictive and so much better for my heart—-  (Fenris steps out from behind Aveline, casually.  Anso cuts off abruptly.  He tries to keep his expression bland and fails.)  Hello. Ah. And, um.  What can I get for you two tonight?

Fenris: Double espresso.

Aveline: (smiles at Fenris fondly) Planning on staying up tonight, are you?

Fenris: (lowers lashes, gives her a smouldering look) If I can help it.

May 16, 2013
Writing is hard (I have said this before)

tanukiham:

Posted a new chapter of The One You Feed. It was REALLY HARD! Not just because I had a fucking epiphany partway through, but because my work … oh my god my work …

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Whoops. Sorry (not sorry)

Also, new chapter! SQUEE!

May 14, 2013

defira85:

I have a question about fanfiction and smut and it’s particularly relating to OT3s (or rather sexual situations involving more than two people) and it’s probably a bit NSFW for the dash for a Monday so I’ll put it behind this handy cut

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OMG a question just for me! 

With OT3s it’s much more “cracky” and literally fantastic, so you do perhaps have a bit of leeway to be unrealistic or impractical. (I literally had my Hawke think about that in Mostly Satisfied - “ a position that would have been awkward to impossible in real life, but screw real life.”)

I am very conscious of how things might work practically or how comfortable a position might be - if something feels very good you might put up with a spot of leg cramp, but if you overstep your ambitions you might just fall over. My big fanfic nightmare is the thing where you forget that you had Character A facing one way and now all of a sudden they’re upside-down. I’m currently floundering over chapter 11 of Pathetic and Admirable because I don’t know which way to have Fenris facing. Really. That’s my issue. (And, ok, my medication has taken the sting out of my libido and I’ve been writing that particular fic for over a year, but IT WILL BE OVER SOON AS GOD IS MY WITNESS)

I would suggest don’t stress too much about realism. Realism tends to involve stoned people lying around like manatees lazily fingering each other.

Um, not that I would know. 

May 11, 2013
Shenzi: Ficlet: Krogan Hugs

servantofclio:

“Shepaaarrd!” Grunt slurred, and attacked.

When Shepard went to the medbay to check on the krogan after they departed from Utukku, she had not expected to be enveloped by a krogan bear hug. She staggered under Grunt’s considerable weight and awkwardly patted at the leathery hide of his massive arms. She could barely see over Grunt’s shoulder, but she thought Eve looked amused behind her elaborate veil.

“I mish- mith- missed you,” Grunt informed her, his head bumping heavily against her own.

“I, uh, missed you, too, Grunt,” she said, bracing herself against the weight of true krogan. “What brought this on?”

He drew back, blinking great blue eyes that were a little glazed. “I jusht wanted you to know.”

“That’s nice.” Shepard tried to figure out how to extract herself. Fortunately, the door whisked open behind her.

“Hey, Shepard—”

“Turian!” Grunt cried, and left Shepard, lunging the few steps to embrace Garrus, who made an undignified yelping noise that Shepard’s translator didn’t render into words. “Garrush. Ma- My favorite turian!”

“How many turians do you know?” Garrus demanded, mostly obscured behind Grunt.

“One,” Grunt said. “No, two… three…” He backed up so he could count off on his thick fingers, allowing Garrus to stagger free.

Shepard said, “Mordin, what the hell did you give him?”

“Analgesic. Something to counter effects of rachni acid,” the salarian said, watching the krogan sway in place as he counted and mumbled. “Should note effects of combination.”

“Good point,” Shepard observed. “If we ever need him really mellow again. But maybe ease off on the dosage next time.”

Grunt abruptly sat down on the floor, chuckling softly. Mordin sniffed. “Agreed.”

(via breadedsinner)

May 5, 2013
the price of a free lunch - ms45 - Dishonored (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

Now with added AO3 for daytime people.

May 4, 2013
untitled corvow, 794 words

As the High Overseer gestured Captain Curnow out of the meeting room, leaving the spilled glasses on the table, he became unexpectedly snide. “I’m so sorry for wasting your time, Curnow. It must be at a premium for you – no time for a wife, no children…”

Curnow stiffened, though it did not show in his voice or gait. “The City Watch is a demanding mistress, your lordship,” he replied, praying that the slimy eel wouldn’t press the point. What did the sonovabitch actually know?

Behind them, unseen and unheard, the former Lord Protector slipped out of the meeting room.

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May 4, 2013
Men of Honor - payroo - AO3

I really need to stop doing that thing where I start writing a ship, then I go and read something else that’s almost exactly the same idea and it’s a million times better than my idea and I start crying. 

May 2, 2013
Fanfic: Also Known as Soixante-neuf (Mass Effect, Sam/Tali)

alias-sqbr:

Fanfic.net link
Fandom: Mass Effect
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Samantha Traynor/Tali’Zorah vas Normandy
Characters: Samantha Traynor, Tali’Zorah nar Rayya
Additional Tags: Sexual Humor, Mass Effect Kink Meme, Mass Effect: Citadel
Summary:

Sam explains it, later.

Rejigged from this kink meme prompt, though of course being written by me means it has a lot more awkward flailing and humour than kink. Spoilers for Mass Effect 3: Citadel.

So cuuuuuuuuuute

April 26, 2013

pulpofiction:

writing a kiss, tips for everybody

  1. whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue, stop
  2. invade, fight for dominance, and wrestle are literally the worst descriptors ever in the whole entire world of talking about kissing
  3. tongues do not roam and they do not go exploring they are like TIDES they come forward a little bit and then maybe recede a little bit EVEN IN FRENCHING
  4. most kissing action actually happens with the lips GO FIGURE??
  5. kissing is really awkward you get noses bumping everywhere and sometimes saliva all over your chin or theirs, please keep this in mind, only the chastest kisses are clean and neat
  6. really aggressive tongue is really an acquired taste not gonna lie (L O L)
  7. Avoid scientific clinical words like probe for the love of god
  8. you’ve ever listened to a kiss you know it sounds really gross with all the sucking and smacking breathy moans and hums are the way to go
  9. No one pays enough attention to the lips imho y’all are so damn focused on tongues

bahahahahahahahahaha

(via breadedsinner)

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