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You know what, I’m going to stop apologising writing Fenbela because they’re just far too much fun. Some smutty jokes, fluffy feels and general fenbela goodness.
When they’d first learned of his predicament (with some amusement, Fenris suspected, at least on Varric and Isabela’s behalfs), Varric had suggested starting him off with reading children’s tales. But Fenris was not - as he’d reminded them quite pointedly (while at the same time wondering just how drunk Isabela must have gotten Hawke to wheedle the gossip of his illiteracy from the Champion) stupid, nor was he too young to make sense of close-written script or long words; he simply did not know how to link each letter with its associated sound, was not aware of spellings or how to hold a pen.
When he had demonstrated (with painstaking embarrassment) that he could indeed handle books written for adults, it had taken all of three seconds, one spilled drink and a transferal of Isabela’s hips from Varric’s lap to Fenris’s for her to offer to teach him to read from her… personal collection.
Inevitably, Carver got an earful about Merrill from his police contacts.
Fenris worked on the fringes of the force – an informant and unofficial standover man for the trafficking division, a heavy hitter whom it was good to be on the right side of. Carver respected him immensely – his pursuit of slavers was relentless and deadly – but it would perhaps be exaggerating to call his company pleasant. Strangely, given his deep-seated and genuine disapproval of drugs (which never stopped him pulling out his “happy pills” in the middle of the Hanged Man to skull them down with a glass of pinot), he was a friend of Garrett’s, and avoided shopping him to the authorities.
“Garrett tells me you’re seeing the Professor,” he said, lining up the triangle precisely. Carver rubbed a bit of chalk on the end of his cue.
“The Professor? I mean, she’s a scientist, but I don’t think she’s a professor of anything… You wanna break?”
yo ho ho and a bottle of undoubtedly-nearby-rum
What happened to all the fenris x bukkake prompts?
Whyfore no isabela bukkake prompts?
Why WHY are there no isabela AND fenris bukkake prompts?!?
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