Mortal britches are weird, I want my disco suit back.
Loki: OH YOU.
Thor: I mean it Loki, I’m a lot less shiny this way, how will the ladies notice me?
WITH THEIR EYES
This is the polar opposite of every fetish I have (there’s a Lush store on every corner for a reason, people), but I guess I could build in an interest in scrubbing people.
Actually no, that just seems like work.
During a moment of being extremely horny I was working late and read some erotica at my desk. I got so aroused I came without touching myself… ;)
I’m being forced to take it easy, and I think I’ll be grateful for this by weekend’s end.
I am doing better today, though I still keep thinking...